The audio is rough, sure, but that cause he wrote the music himself on a keyboard. This “Average Homeboy” was willing to knock on as many doors as it took to catch his big break. He did, however, have enough genius about him to combine rap with the Ninja Turtles. He had the hair, he had the looks, he had the moves – unfortunately he didn’t have an identical twin so he isn’t higher up the list. When you can bust rhymes on demand, like “Simon Cowell/He thinks he’s it/ He’s nothing but… an asshole!” and “Louis Wash…your not… your band Westlife, they’re okay/ but you’re a fucking asshole!” and then walk off camply, with your shirt tucked in to your trousers, you don’t need the X-Factor, you’re already there. Make sure you catch his improvised freestyle at the end and his pronounciation of Louis Walsh. With that in mind, here’s a list of the best white rappers in history. No one can deny that when “John and Edward” rock the mic they ROCK THE MIC, YO! They’ve picked up where Vanilla Ice left off with their dancing, lyrical flow and vertical hair. They even covered a song by Robbie Williams (who we hate!) and made us like that!!!īut bigger than that, they’ve given pride back to white rappers across the globe. In their time on the show they’ve covered Britney (who we love!), Ghostbusters (which we love!), and Ice Ice Baby (which we love!). So they’ve gone but they’ll never be forgotten. What was especially cruel about it was “John and Edward” had already paid homage to Titanic in their stunning rendition of “Oops, I did it again”, where John (or Edward) had gone down to get the jewel that the “old lady” threw in the ocean at the end to give to Edward (or John). The audience was Rose, “John and Edward” were/was the lad Leo played and Olly was the plank that Rose floated off on after Leo died – leaving us/me in floods of tears. If two weeks ago X-Factor was like the end of Batman Forever (and it definitely was) then last night’s X-Factor was like the end of Titanic. This entry was posted in Stuff of the Week and tagged A-Team, BA, britney, britney spears, Face, Hannibal, lindsay lohan, Murdoch, Nirvana baby, Reservoir dogs on Jby admin. And back middle is Hannibal, who loves it so much when a squirrel team shot comes together he’s put his arm round his good buddy Murdock.Īll these squirrels kinda make a collective Number 1, but Hannibal is the out and out winner cause he seems to love being in a photo as much as we love looking at it. Murdoch is back right and has positioned his tail to make it look like he has gigantic testicles. Face is at front flirting, using his tail to be as sexy as is squirrely possible. Some photos become iconic and adorn the walls of student campuses the world over – the Nirvana baby, the Reservoir Dogs standoff, and the ones of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears getting out of taxis with no knickers.Īnd now this (which is on our fridge, at least*) – a squirrel bloody team shot!!!ĪND WHAT A TEAM! Back left is BA – hard, surly, just going about his business pitying fools.
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